Monday, May 05, 2008

would you happen to know by experience?

As I was leaving the gas station, brand new pack of cigarettes in hand, a man leaning out of a pickup truck shouted unintelligible nonsense at me.

"What?" Slightly annoyed, I attempted to clarify.

Again unintelligible nonsense, but I attempted to interpret nonetheless.

"Is somebody paying attention to my humps?"

He laughed, "No, I said, 'You smoke penitentiary humps.' You smoke Camels. That's what they smoke in prison."

Good to know.

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