Day 2 of Dream Job

I'm going to give you your own case, your own client to work with from the time he's sentenced to probation to the time he gets off. You're going to build the file from scratch, develop contacts at his home and his school, and check up on him just as a probation officer would. And if he violates the terms of his probation, you're going to go out to his house, pick him up, bring him in, book him, and follow his case through court.

I'm going to go arrest him?

Yep.

Do I get handcuffs?

Yep.

Do I get a gun?

No, you get karate lessons.

[pause]

And a flashlight.

posted by Just Call Me Fabulous @ 11:49 AM