I Can't Be Your Hero Today
Turns out that the Captain of Industry wasn't all that perfect. In fact, as a result of his recent behavior, the terms "imbalanced" and "unstable" now come to mind. Whatev. Too many fish in the sea to waste my time with someone who's not nice to me.I'm getting my Friday night started early with Anderson Cooper and a Bud Light, then donning a wifebeater and heading to the Graffiti Party to get likkered up and forever memorialized in sharpie.
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