Too Much Chocolate Today

I learned today:

-Elvis had two really stupid songs that degraded Muslims.

-Albert Brooks has trouble making even Americans laugh. And we laugh at everything.

-I don't enjoy the breadsticks at Olive Garden. They taste too much like pretzels, one of the few foods I dislike.

-Capitalism. I don't even want to talk about it.

posted by Just Call Me Fabulous @ 10:16 PM