Tuesday, May 01, 2007

I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch


On Friday I almost hit a pedestrian with my car traveling at a speed of approximately 50 piles per hour. Fortunately, my catlike reflexes and the unexpectedly effective brakes of the Suzuki Esteem thwarted disaster.

Today, I contemplated the possibility of making a ridiculous amount of money by putting pornographic images of myself on the internet and implying that I was a minor. As I am not a minor, only look like one, I think this would be legal, but I dismissed this idea when it occured to me that any evidence of this type of activity in my past may preclude me from someday running for public office, or even securing a job in the social services industry. I decided that I would make my fortune as a life coach instead. I'm starting after finals next week. If you know anyone in need of a life coach, send 'em my way.


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